Eyona Digital-Eendaba Uxolo: Iitekisi ezivela kuBennett, iBhlog yakho eNtsha oyithandayo, Ngaba konke kuluxoki nje (lwenziwe ngokuJonga kum ngoku iKhitshi Rapper)

Uxolo: Iitekisi ezivela kuBennett, iBhlog yakho eNtsha oyithandayo, Ngaba konke kuluxoki nje (lwenziwe ngokuJonga kum ngoku iKhitshi Rapper)

Owu, uBennett: Umonakalisi wamaphupha, kinda.



Mhlawumbi uvile Iimibhalo ezivela kuBennett ? Yi-Tumblr evuthise umkhondo omangalisayo, wentsholongwane kwi-intanethi kwezi ntsuku zimbalwa zidlulileyo, zenziwe yimibhalo evela kumzala ka-blogger omncinci ongaziwayo u-Bennett, ochazwe njengo-17-UMNTU ODALA OCINGA UKUBA UQHELEKILE, USEBENZA E-AMOCO, UNE-A IGRIBIYO EBIZWA NGUMEREDESES, KANYE NGENYE YEMIPHEFUMLO ENGABONI NGOKUNGENAKWENZEKA NANGEMIPHEFUMLO KWIPLANETHI. Kukwanjalo, njengoko isiza sisitsho, yi-100% YENENE.

Ngaphandle, hayi.

Ukutshaya umpu uxela ukuba bango I-100% (AKUKHO KONKE) YADALWA NGUMNTWANA ONEMINYAKA ENGAMA-30 EMVA KWENYE YEZONA ZINTO NGOKUNGENANGQIYO NGOKUNGABONI NGOKUPHEPHILEYO KANYE NGOKWENZEKA UKUBA ZIQHELEKILE NGOKUGQIBELA ZINIKWE INDLELA YOKUNGABONISI NGAYO NGOKU. aka David Sheldon waseKansas), yena ujonge kum ngoku ekhitshini rap. Uyakuqonda oku?

Ewe. Indoda efanayo neZibhalo ezivela kuBennett, isazisi sakhe sakhutshwa ngokuthetha-ngubani omnye? -Utata wakhe. Kodwa ikho ubunyani bayo :

Umdala uSheldon uqhubeke waqaphela ukuba unyana wakhe unomhlobo othambekele kuYogi Berraisms kwaye usebenzisa ezinye zezi malaprops zebhlog kaBennett. Igama lomhlobo, utshilo, libanjiwe ukukhusela abamsulwa.

U-Mac ubabhala, utshilo uSheldon, kwaye uyibeka ngohlobo lweetekisi.

Ewe kunjalo, njengayo nayiphi na ubuqhetseba kwi-intanethi (okanye ubuqhetseba) otshayelwe ngaphandle komngxunya wabo, ucaphuka kwintatheli ukuze aqonde ubunyani bombandela :

USldon walile ukuveza elona gama lokwenyani likaBennett, kwaye walile ukubonelela ngalo naluphi na ulwazi ukungqinisisa ibango lakhe lokuba ezi tekisi ziyinyani. Ibango lokuba umzala wakhe akazi ukuba upapasha iitekisi, uSheldon wathi ngekhe enze nto ukubeka umngcipheko ekwaziseni usapho. Akanakuze azi ukuba ndenza oku ngeendleko zakhe, watsho.

USldon ugxeke intatheli ye-TSG, esithi, Uzama ukonakalisa ulonwabo lomntu wonke. Uye wongeza ke, Sizama ukukhusela ibali lendaba.

Oko kwathethiyo, uDavid Sheldon ufanelwe luhlobo oluthile lweBhaso likaMongameli lokuHanjiswa kweMfanelo ngenxa yeZinto eziGwenxa eziye zaTyiwa liXesha liJongwa kwi-Intanethi kwiveki enye. Iitekisi ezivela kuSheldon zaqhuma ngaphezulu kweentsuku ezimbini; ividiyo yakhe yokupheka ekhitshini inezigidi zeembono. Ezi zimbini zazingadibananga kude kube semva kwenyani. Kwirekhodi, inene, inomdla ngokwenene, nokuba ezinye zingumthwalo we-shit. Kananjalo, ngokuchasene nazo zonke iingxaki, basahlekisa ngokusemthethweni, kwanasemva kwenyani:

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