Eyona Ukuzonwabisa ‘Ihlabathi Eliyinyani: Igazi Elibi’ Isiqendu 10: Isimanga!

‘Ihlabathi Eliyinyani: Igazi Elibi’ Isiqendu 10: Isimanga!

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Umhlaba wenene Iqela elibize le ngqungquthela. kwaye babengadlali. Iindidi ezininzi zezimanga zenzekile kule veki, yindlela onokuthi uxele ngayo into ebizwa ngegama elifanelekileyo. Ukuba isihloko asisebenzi kumanqanaba asixhenxe okanye asibhozo ahlukeneyo, alunamsebenzi. Ubuncinci be-entenders ezintlanu okanye awuzami nzima ngokwaneleyo ukuze uthethelele intsingiselo kuyo.

UPeter wajika amashumi amabini anesihlanu ke uJenn wagqiba kwelokuba amphose ethekweni. Usebenze icebo lokuba no-DJ Masserrobbie athathe uPeter amse phandle ukuze asele ukuze ahombise indlu kwaye wonke umntu ahambe ngokunxiba. UJenn waze wathengela uPeter ipane onesie. Izinxibo bezikho kwezinye Iintombi ezikhohlakele Inqanaba, njengoJordani wayenxibe iimpahla zangaphantsi ezineendlebe zebunny, kwaye uAnna wayenxibe ibra enamaphiko eengelosi, kodwa ke uAnika wayenxibe ibra kunye nomnqwazi wejenie kwaye kungekho mntu waziyo ukuba unjani kwaye wonke umntu wayefana kutheni uyenzile lonto?!? UKim uhambe nje njengoKim kuba uKim unokuba yeyona nto ipholileyo isezantsi endlwini, esingazi ukuba wakhe wafumana ixesha lescreen.

UPeter uyawuthanda umbutho wakhe ngaphandle kokuba enyanisweni kuba ethetha amazwi ndonwabile kodwa ubuso bakhe bubukeka ngathi abonwabanga nto leyo iyimpikiswano engaqhelekanga ukubona emntwini. Wonke umntu uyaphuma enxibe iimpahla zakhe kwaye itheko linjalo, uPeter ucela uJenn ukuba abe yintombi yakhe kwisivumo, yeyona ndlela yokuthandana ungacelwa ngokoluvo lwam. Kodwa i-honeymoon ayihlali xesha lide kuba kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva bakwinqanawa kwaye uJenn udanisa ngengubo yokuqubha kwaye uPeter uyacaphuka. Ummangaliso omkhulu apha kukuba uMike wayenyanisile. Ubize ezi veki zidlulileyo malunga noPeter: Linda ade aqale ukuba nomona, ngumzekelo wakhe. Xa uMike wayekhona, uPeter weza ngenye indlela, ngokungathi inokuba yipilisi kodwa oh, jonga ukuba mbi kangakanani uMike. Ngaphandle kukaMike apho, ubuntu bukaPeter bucace gca. Kufana nesibane elangeni elincinane. UPeter akafuni ukuba intombi yakhe i-HIS ijike ngaphandle kwakhe. Yothusa!

Eso sikhephe yayikukutsiba komnye umdlalo weqonga ophefumlelweyo. U-Orlana uthanda uKass. Bangabahlobo endlwini. UKass akazi ukuba u-Orlana uyamthanda. UKass udanisa nentombazana esikhepheni. Phambi kuka-Orlana. U-Orlana uyithatha njengokungahloniphi. U-Kass akaqondi ukuba kutheni enokucinga loo nto, njengoko bengazange bathethe ngeemvakalelo okanye ukusilela kwayo. U-Kass naye akacingi ukuba uKhula kwiMiscle Milk (TM) yeyakhe kuba khange abanjwe nayo. Ngaba lukhula lwakho olo? baya kubuza. Inokuba yeyam njani ukuba khange ndibanjwe nayo? uya kuphendula. Kodwa ngaba uyibeke kwiMiscle Milk kwasekuqaleni? bayakuphendula, kancinci kancinci ngomonde. Ndingayifaka njani into kwenye indawo xa omnye umntu eyibambele yona, ayinangqondo. kwaye oku kuya kuqhubeka ngonaphakade de intloko yakho iqhume njengoPeter ejonge intombazana yakhe ukuba yonwabe.

Ndiyamthanda uOrlana. Ndicinga ukuba u-Orlana upholile kwaye uyahlekisa kwaye ulumkile kwaye ujongeka kakuhle. Kodwa okwesibini waqala ukubamba iimvakalelo ngoKass, bendinje ukuba ayizukuphela kakuhle kuwe, sihlobo sam. Kwakungekho kubi kangako. IJordani yayilungile kwintetho yakhe yeRobbie-esque pep. U-Orlana akazange adlalwe. Kodwa ngokulunga ngokupheleleyo, andiqinisekanga ukuba uKass wenze into ephosakeleyo ngeli xesha.

UAnna noKatrina basenokungavani rhoqo. Kuqala kwakubonakala ngathi bayayilahla le nkqubo ngokukholisa wonke umntu ukuba baneGazi elibi ngokwaneleyo ukuba bangafika kumdlalo njengabakhweli kwaye bonwabele iholide entle yasehlotyeni kunye ebhedini ngaphandle kwebhulukhwe. Kodwa abanako ukuphikisana ngezinto ezincinci kakhulu. U-Anna akasayi kumnceda uKatrina aye kwindlu yangasese xa lonke ukhuseleko lukhonkxwe kwisinxibo sakhe. Bacinga ukuba omnye uzicingela yedwa kwaye akabikho kubo kwaye uthetha ezona zinto zimbi. UAna uya kuba ngathi ujackhammering kum. Emva koko uKatrina uya kuba ngathi undibethe ngebhola eyonakalisayo apho. Emva koko bobabini baya kufana nehlabathi lam lijikwe ngumshukumisi wakhe wenzondo. Kubi kakhulu ukuba umama wabo ubhabha ngaphakathi ukulungisa izinto phantsi kwaye ube ngathi nina mantombazana niyeke ukudlala kuloo ndawo yokwakha yabantwana bakowenu kwaye niyigone.

Hayi uqagele ukuba yintoni, uKim unexesha lesikrini! Yothusa! Ukuhamba kukaTheo, uTyara uthathe isigqibo sokugqibela athethe nomxhaphazi wakhe kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo, umxhaphazi obhengezwe kwimpembelelo encinci yaseBritane. Andiqinisekanga ukuba nayiphi na idrama yexesha lesikolo esiphakamileyo yehla, kwanasemva kokuba beve bethetha ngayo. Kungenxa yokuba uTyara uqhubeka esithi uhlukunyezwa nge-cyber kodwa kwavakala ngathi uKim uxelele uTyara ukuba impundu yakhe yayiyinyani ebusweni eklasini emva koko ngandlel 'ithile loo marhe asasazeka kuso sonke isikolo. Ndiqinisekile ukuba abantu babembetha kwi-intanethi, andithandabuzi kwanto, andiqondi nje kwaphela. UKim waxolisa kuba uKim ubonakala emkhulu. Kodwa uTyara ulindelwe yinto enkulu kakhulu. Uchama rhoqo kwaye khange abenakho ukuya exesheni kwiinyanga ezimbini. Ke uthatha uvavanyo lokukhulelwa kwaye akaphumeleli okanye aphumelele ngokuxhomekeke kwimbonakalo yakho. Ngexesha apho kufuneka sibukele ukuba kunjani kootata ababini abangatshatanga ukuba babekho apho sivele sabona ukuba kwenzeka ntoni xa umntu efumanisa ukuba ukhulelwe.

Akukho mntu kufuneka abanjwe kwikhamera xa efumanisa iindaba ezingalindelekanga ezinje. Kukusabela ngasese. Kodwa uTyara kufuneka abize uMvelisi uMat aze amxelele. Uneeveki ezisixhenxe ekhulelwe, ngokwaneleyo ukuba ibingumfana athandana naye ekhaya emntwaneni. Ayikuko ukuba wayelele noTheo kodwa kodwa iya kuba yeyona nto iphambili Umhlaba wenene baby ukuba ibikhona. Ukhulelwe endlini? Andikwazi ukukucinga oko. Umvelisi uMat ufana nokuba kwenzeke njani oku? Ndithetha ukuba ndiyazi ukuba yenzeke njani kodwa ndiyathanda ... Kwaye ke isiqendu siyaphela. Yothusa!



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